Anomalous Data - A little help?

Monday, July 21, 2008

Can someone tell me what this person is trying to say?

That Photovoltaic energy kills babies?

Wind turbines destroy families?

Carbon credits burn Bibles?

Solar cells demand people get manditory abortions?

that Hitler was right, a healthcare system that provides easy access to birth control means the death of a civilization?

I don't get it. There must be a point buried in there somewhere.

And what makes someone a "lefty-eco-freak"? an insistance on linear development of ideas in written language?

(Hat Tip: Pharyngula)

Monday, July 21, 2008 7:33:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [3] | Those Wacky Fundies | Whaaaaa??

Monday, July 21, 2008 12:50:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

What this person is trying to say is, "I am both batshit-insane and an attention whore with a fragile ego." And I think he communicated that very well. He deserves a cookie.

Rick

Monday, July 21, 2008 2:35:02 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Rick,

We really must send him a cookie. what sort of cookie does one send someone who is a bat-shit insane attention whore with a fragile ego?

I'm thinking peanut-butter-white-chocolate-toffee-dried-cherry. You got yer nuts, yer jumpin'-up-and-down-obvious need to show a preferance for white over dark, you're brittle toffee that crumbles at the slightest pressure to symbolize the fragile ego, and you know...the shriveled berries to represent...uh...the compensation that makes all those big war machines necessary.

Plus, it would be tasty as hell. I think I'll call it "The Coservative Cookie"

Really, the cookie people need to come up with a "cookie language" you know, like the "flower language".

Teresa

Monday, July 21, 2008 2:40:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Shorter Stanley Reitsma:

Oh My God! They're using hysteria to ruin everything! You guys! Look over there! Can you see where I'm pointing franitcally?!? The libs are going to use hysteria to scare you into destroying your world and everyone in it! They want to kill your children and emasculate you! They're trying to do it with fear! They're trying to make you afraid and take away everything you ever loved! Next they'll be coming with guns! Using fear to control you! China! Communism! Mass death! Aaaaarrrrrgh!

Don't give in and be manupulated by their hysteria!!! DOoooooon't doooo eeeeeet!

<head explodes>

LOL

Teresa

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