Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Thursday, 28 September 2006

Finally!  An on-line translation program that’s actually useful!

 

I typed this in English:

 

No, I didn't do my home work.  I'm going out.  Just out.  No, I'm not going to Jeremy's house to play video games.  I'm just going to hang out.  Seriously, mom, you need to stop reading all those parenting books.  It's driving you nuts.

 

And the program translated it to the language of 12-year-old- AOLers. It came out as such:

 

NO I DIDNT DO MAH HOM3 WORK!1!1!!1 OMG IMM GONG OUT!1!!1!1 OMG JUST OUT!!111!!!! WTF NO IMM NOT GONG 2 JER3MYS HOUES 2 PLAY VIEDO GM3S!111! OMG WTF IMM JUST GONG 2 HANG OUT!!1!!1! WTF SERIOSLEY MOM U NED 2 S2P READNG AL THOSE PAERNTNG BOKS!!!!!1111 OMG WTF ITS DRIVNG U NUTS!!!1111! OMG WTF

 

Here’s a link to the site so you can do your own translations.

 

I shamelessly stole the link from Magic Marmot.

 

Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:18:31 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [3] | #
Friday, 29 September 2006 00:58:16 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Do I detect a little POS* angst here?

*Parent Over Shoulder
Friday, 29 September 2006 14:22:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's true, they get a little tired of my relentless pursuit of a clear picture of their school situation.

Luckily, the school provides a website where I can check the status of their work in all their classes, any time of the day or night. If they are missing homework, I know about it.

I imagine that it more than a little annoying to them.

:-)

Teresa
Sunday, 01 October 2006 15:13:54 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm glad my mama can't check on my homework...
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