Hey you guys! It's an honest to FSM miracle! The image His Sublime Noodeliness has appeared in the sky! It is clearly a sign of his blessings on our country! Or his judgement! or maybe he just showed up to watch Fight Science on the National Geographic channel (which was freaking entertaining, so who can blame him? I WANT a crash-test dummy. Rocky, buy me a crash test dummy, PLEASE?!?) ...whatever. It's a miracle!
Go see it for yourself!
I'm considering a pilgrimage.