(read with crackely old crazy prospector voice)
W-e-e-elll Do-o-o-gies. Shift my ever moving foundation! Darned if they haven't come up with a fine solution to the economy, the oil shortage, and the dilemma of marriage equality...the Pastor's pledge. We'll lick 'em dern commies yet!
Just look at all of the pastors who signed their pledge. Someone from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has come on board. Aye-men.
They will also be happy to see that I made sure to do everything I can to get this into the hands of as many people as possible...just as they requested.
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Please help us get this information into the hands of as many people as possible by forwarding it to your entire e-mail list of family and friends.
Please forward this to your pastor
Please forward this email and encourage your pastor to sign the Pastor's Pledge.
September 24, 2008
Dear Friend,
The upcoming election is the most critical in the history of our nation. The very future of our nation’s foundation is at stake. Every person will be affected. If the liberals win, then our foundation will no longer be based on the traditional Judeo-Christian morality. It will gradually but assuredly be based on an ever shifting, ever moving foundation.
I cannot overemphasize the importance the Nov. 4 election. That is why I hope you will forward this email to your pastor, and encourage your pastor to sign the Pastor’s Pledge. |
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Sincerely,
Donald E. Wildmon,
Founder and Chairman
American Family Association |
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