Tinki Winki has converts!

Where is Jerry Falwell when we need him?  How did this not become a major media blitz?  The bastions of the moral bulwark are failing!  Quick!  Someone stick a finger in the dike to hold back the floodwaters of immorality and licentiousness that threaten to engulf us!

 (What do you think…a bridge too far?  Yeah…you’re probably right.)

Gay, cross-dressing sharks!  To think, I almost brought my kids to this movie, completely unaware that it would inure them to the evils of the vast liberal conspiracy to advance the homosexual agenda.

Whew!  Thank goodness I found out in time.

I want grandchildren, you know.