“I Am” Poem
I am funny @ creative
I wonder how frogs digest flies,
I hear frogs,
I see frogs,
I want a pet hamster,
I am funny @ creative
I pretend I’m a Super Hero
I feel energy
I touch an electric ball
I worry I will fail 7th grade,
I am funny and creative
I understand I do not have a pet hamster
I say there are alien frogs,
I dream I’m with my passed-on dog, Pepper
I hope I will get a pet hamster,
I am FUNNY @ CREATIVE!!
Food Poems
Deer Heart
Deer heart, you taste so good, so, so, good
Deer heart, your red tastiness brings water into my mouth
Deer heart, you are good between bread with some mayo
Deer heart, you are tender and chewy, you give my mouth
A work out!
Deer heart, you are the right food for me.
Health Bar
Health Bar, smelf smar!
What’s so good about ‘em?
I want to puke whenever I
See you,
You are all stale tasting,
And mushy inside! Uggggh!
Health Bar smelf smar!
What’s so good about ‘em?
Nothin; I say!
Similies
Being in love is like…like…like,
Having a dagger speared through your eye!
Storms are like fear itself,
Like life itself will end with a huge BANG!
Metaphors
The clouds that day were giant pillows flying in the air!
So light and fluffy, you could almost imagine the Gods sleeping on them
Sandstorms are huge beasts of burden,
Hauling big buckets of sand to dump on us.
Fish Scales
We caught a fish one day,
We picked it up and looked at it’s shiny scales
We touched them and they were hard and cool
They were also clean and lean and thin as paper!
They were colorful and bright!
Like a rainbow on a fish.
I looked at them and even see my face
They’re also like a mirror. How fun!
Then we cleaned the fish, and all the prettiness was gone forever
Or…at least for that fish.
The Money
I’m sorry I tried to steal
The five bucks you found
I know it was wrong of me to do
I’m really sorry and hope you forgive me
But I sure loathe you;
I really do, you lucky guy!
Sugar Rush!
The candy in your desk is gone
And only I know where it’s gone
I know
I know
Where the pieces of candy have gone
They’re right down here, you see,
In my stomach they have been vanquished
I’m sorry I ate you’re candy
But it was very good
So very good.
Yum!
HA! HA!
You bullied me all day
You kicked me, punched me, and kneed me,
You spat on me when I was down,
You lied to the teachers, made them hate me,
The pain I felt at night was your doing.
Then, I had had it!
I came to school that day,
You, you who had been such a jerk!
You, you backed down like you were shot,
Now, now I laugh at you,
You little jerk,
Ha! Ha!
You were a big coward all along.
MONOPOLY
The first time I ever played,
I beat the best player I had ever saw,
My Father.
We played for the entire day,
We played for yet another day,
Trading
Buying
Selling
Having fun
Then, we stopped.
We sold the game,
And we never played again,
Until that day,
When you brought home the Star Wars version,
Then we played again,
But this time it was different,
You beat me.